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I've never met a person who lives in as much fear as his mother as you do.

Brodie lies in bed while Rene is getting dressed.

You know what I should tell my mother what we do here at night?

What? That you play video games and I fall asleep unfulfilled?

Brodie's friend TS reads from a letter.

Harsh, she calls you "callow" in here.

Brodie looks up.

You say that like it's bad.

Well it means frightened and weak-willed.

That was the only part of the letter I thought was complimentary.

90s punk music plays.

Rene plays on a drum kit.

1-2-3-4!

Brodie is asleep as a hand knocks on his head.

This is Brodie's private hell.

Brodie walks with TS in a mall as a workman hits him with a metal barrier. He falls to the floor.

Where the hell did that come from? What's going on here?

A group of older teenagers sit as in an assembly and look shocked.

And these...

Brodie approaches Jay and Silent Bob. He does a kind of dance with Jay.

Brodie man! Noochie, nochies!

...are his friends.

Rene tries to talk to Brodie as he smiles at somebody else.

A caption reads: Rene

Rene looks up.

She has her neck kissed passionately.

She slaps the backside of a man that walks past her.

She sits up on a desk.

She and Brodie fall to the floor, her on top of him.

-Oh sorry. - That's alright.

They kiss.

A caption reads: TS

A bald suited man throws TS to one side.

Somebody grabs his shirt and pulls him away.

He hugs and kisses a woman.

He punches a man in a car park.

What's a stink palm?

You take your hand and you stick it like this.

Brodie puts his hand down his pants.

There - now you shake hands with the guy.

Brodie shakes hands with the bald, suited man who assaulted TS.

Do you know how long it takes for that smell to come of?

He slowly removes his hand from the handshake.

The bald man sniffs his hand.

TS makes a gesture that he is about to throw up.

A caption reads: William

William stands in front of a magic eye transfixed. A large group of small children gather near him.

If you stare at these things long enough you're supposed to see some hidden 3 dimensional picture.

TS and Brodie stand next to him.

Oh yeah look, it's a sailboat!

You saw it too? Dammit!

A caption reads: Gwen

Gwen smiles as she tries on a skirt in a clothing shop.

Gwen jumps on TS from behind.

We slept together one time in high school. Remember that ski trip?

That was you?

A caption reads: Jay and Silent Bob

Rock music plays

They both play air guitar.

Silent Bob points a rapel gun while Jay makes devil horns.

Jay does some hip hop dancing

Silent Bob pulls a blow-up doll from his coat pocket.

Silent Bob reads from a book in a bookstore while Jay has a copy of Penthouse open at the centrefold.

Dude, this looks like your mom.

Silent Bob nods in agreement.

A caption reads: And the Easter Bunny.

A young girl sits on the lap of the Easter Bunny as she has her picture taken.

Bye-bye Easter Bunny.

William screams.

There is no Easter Bunny!

Silent Bob holds the Easter Bunny as Jay thumps him in the stomach.

Brodie talks with his friends.

You know about this game show thing they've got going on here?

We see a studio is being set up in the mall.

Well we need you guys to somehow ensure that it doesn't happen.

Silent Bob wears Batman's cowl and stands in the rafters holding a rope.

Jay signals from the floor.

Silent Bob holds out a cape and jumps.

Fly Batass fly!

He flies through the air with the rope around him and knocks off a straw boater that a security guard is wearing.

He flies towards a poster of a woman modelling.

He crashes through a changing room door where Gwen is getting dressed.

His head has gone through the poster so it appears he is in between the woman's legs.

A crowd applaud. There is a TV show set up called Truth or Date. The host stands on stage in a light, blue suit holding a microphone.

Good evening and welcome to Truth or Date!

Brodie sits on stage looking very nervous.

The picker, Brandi, asks a question from a card.

Second suitor, would you ever make whoopee in public?

Brodie thinks then slaps his hands and makes sexual gestures. He gives a yelp and smiles. He then changes demeanour and leans into the microphone.

No, I think that's kind of personal. I don't think I should answer that.

Indie music plays

A magic eye then the words "Mallrats" appear.

Brodie talks with Rene.

You said it was a good size!

When a girl says it's a good size, it's a nice way of saying that it's small.

What else did you expect from the director of "Clerks"?

Rene walks away.

Hey!

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